Monday, December 03, 2007

Michigan vs Florida

Here's a preview of events that will happen

  • A michigan linebacker will break through the offensive line and it will be him and Tebow.  He will run straight at Tebow at full speed.  After recovering from the shock of such a pathetic move, Tim will side step the linebacker as he dives and tackles air, and run for 30 yards.  This has happened about twice in every game tehy played this year.

  • Tim Tebow will run for 2 touchdowns as the Michigan DB's try to arm tackle him at the goal line.

  • Tim Tebow will pass for 4 more touch downs on plays Michigan CB's decide to guard each other.

  • Michigan will go out the same way it played all year.

    • 1rst down - Mike Hart off tackle left (1 yard)

    • 2nd down - Mike Hart off tackle right (-1 yard)

    • 3rd down - Chad Henne throws a pass into double coverage because by this point everyone knows we're passing, and we know who he's going to pass to.  Lets face it there's only two recievers on this team that we trust in 3rd down situations.

    • 4th down - If we're lucky, they punt.  If not, it's blocked.

  • At half time Tim Tebow will intentionally rebreak his hand just to make the game interesting.

  • Michigan will loose by at least 20 points. 

  • Michigan make a 20 point comeback from their 40 point deficit because Florida feels sorry for them and turns the bowl game into spring training with all of their red shirt freshman

  • For once Llyod will not be incredibly out coached at half time in a bowl game.  They will be loosing so badly that Urban Myer won't half to coach at all. 

It's hard being a Michigan fan right now. 

1 Comments:

At 11:57 AM, Blogger Pzar11 said...

I was extremely surprised while watching that game. I'm glad I wasn't drunk because I didn't believe what I was seeing while I was sober.

 

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